Just received the following from a friend:
The Family Court was in session. The judge had to decide who was to have custody of the sons. The judge asked the boys if they wanted to live with their Mum. They said no, because she beat them. So he asked if they wanted to live with their Dad. Again, they said no, because he beat them. So the judge asked them, "Who do want to live with?" They replied they wanted to live with the England football team because they don't beat anyone.
My thanks to Zac's nephew for that!
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